A Barrage of Trinkets

In all of the cities we've visited, there have been tons of trinkets to be purchased - bells, spoons, endless jewelry, t-shirts, and so on.  In Venice, we were amused by some of the more colorful options.  First, the many great masks (possible future Halloween party theme?):

Then, there were the adult bibs:

And finally, some rather inappropriate aprons.  Which one is your favorite?  I like the David - you can't see it very well here, but one cart had it on full display one evening.  That sure catches the eye.